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2 years ago

Questions for The Makers of Battlefield Earth

1. Why so green?  The future/preshistoric earth appears so barren and yet the tint is so green.  Is this irony?  Is it?  And blue is for the ship?  Ok right because blue = technology?  And so the mining place is amber?  SURE!  It’s totally like in Traffic.  Genius!  And this other place is purple?  I give up.  Your hear me?  I GIVE UO!

2. Why, I beg you, why do all aliens sound like they are vomiting?

3. WHY (!!??) does little Busey have to run through 8 (8!!!)  panes of glass to get away from Travolta?

4. So… there is going to be a sequel?  So… Forest Whitaker is going to be in it?  Forest Whitaker the OSCAR WINNER?  And he is excited about it???

5.  ”Man Animals operation machinery?  Have you blown a brain gasket?”???

6. Why the insane transitions?  Was this edited on Windows Movie Maker?

7. How is it that little Busey can’t breathe if there is fire?  Isn’t oxygen required?